Funny New Year Quotes

Laugh Your Way Into the New Year With These Funny New Year Quotes

The New Year may be a significant event for many people. But the absurdities of the celebration cannot escape a skeptic’s mind. Here are some funny New Year quotes. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? You can share your joy by greeting everybody with these funny New Year quotes.

New Year’s Champagne Punch

“A very pleasing alcoholic punch to start a party going. It is colorful and tastes delicious.”

Lentil Soup for Good Luck in the New Year

My Mother’s German Lentil Soup with Frankfurters

I have had this soup for over 40 years on New Years Day

Question: How Do I Estimate How Much Alcohol I Need for My New Years Eve Party?

Question: How Do I Estimate How Much Alcohol I Need for My New Years Eve Party?

Answer: Dear Reader:

There are several factors you’ll want to consider when you calculate the amount of alcohol you’ll need for a party.