Funny New Year Quotes

Laugh Your Way Into the New Year With These Funny New Year Quotes

The New Year may be a significant event for many people. But the absurdities of the celebration cannot escape a skeptic’s mind. Here are some funny New Year quotes. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? You can share your joy by greeting everybody with these funny New Year quotes.

New Year’s Champagne Punch

“A very pleasing alcoholic punch to start a party going. It is colorful and tastes delicious.”

Christmas Breakfast Strata

I am not exactly sure what most people eat for breakfast on Christmas morning. There is often a lot of talk about dinner: roasts and hams, traditional side dishes, and glittering desserts. But the day has to start somehow; you can’t dig through stockings and unwrap presents on an empty stomach. And it’s Christmas, so it better be special.